69 Heights Blvd. • Houston, TX 77007 • 713.880.8700

Food Menu


Sampler Platter$15.00 mozzarella sticks, jalapeño poppers, chicken tenders, mini corndogs & fried pickles

Chicken Tenders$8.00 with fries $9.00
homemade basket of four tenders, choice of naked or buffalo, your choice of dipping sauce

Spinach Artichoke Dip$8.00 served with basket of chips and side of salsa

Jalapeño Poppers$7.00 six fried jalapeños with cream cheese filling, served with a side of ranch dressing

Mozzarella Sticks$6.00 six fried mozzarella sticks served with a side of marinara

Ultimate Cheese Fries$8.00 fries topped with shredded cheddar, bacon, ranch dressing

Mini Corn Dogs$7.00 basket of ten 100% turkey breaded weeniees

Fried Pickles$6.00 choice of breaded pickle spears or chips with a side of ranch

Chips & Queso$6.00 basket of tortilla chips with a side of salsa

Baked Pretzel$4.00 we happen to think you can figure this out, with spicy mustard

Fries - Small
Fries - Large
everyone loves these!!!

Sweet Potato Fries - Small
Sweet Potato Fries - Large
salty-sweet treat

Popcorn$3.50 served in a basket, share with your friends

Hummus$7.75 served with warm pita bread


served with your choice of fries or chips & salsa

Sauces: bbq, ranch, mustard blend, salsa, marinara, southwest ranch

Toppings 50¢: extra cheese, tomato, mushroom, extra onion, bell pepper, sliced jalapeño, lettuce, olives

Deluxe Toppings $1.25: pepperoni, guacamole, queso, bacon

Philly Cheesesteak$10.00 choose either thinly sliced beef sirloin or thinly sliced chicken breast, with sautéed onions and mozzerella

Tex Mex

Taco Truck$9.50 two grilled chicken or beef tacos topped with lettuce, diced tomatoes & white cheese served with chips & salsa

Quesadillas$10.00 quesadilla wedges with chunks of chicken or beef & melted white cheese served with salsa, guacamole & sour cream

Nacho Libre$7.50 with meat $8.00
crisp tortilla chips layered with refried beans & shreadded cheddar, served witha side of guacamole, sour cream, & jalapeños

Chicken a la Juan$10.00 chicken stuffed with cheese & jalapeños wrapped in bacon served with refriend beans or A La Cito (on a bun)


Buffalo Bayou
Medium $16.00
Large $20.00
not your average pizza ... this delicious pie uses wing sauce as the base, then topped with a blend of 3 cheeses, chopped chicken & onion

Medium $16.00
Large $20.00
like all good things ... this pie will be gone, too ... this savory pie uses a blend of 3 cheeses, caramelized onion, minced garlic & pepperoni

South Texas Law
Medium $16.00
Large $20.00
strange but awesome, this pie uses bbq sauce as a base, then topped with a blend of 3 cheeses, chopped chicken, pickle & onion

Build Your Own
Medium $12.00
toppings Medium $1.00, Large $1.50
bacon, bell pepper, cheese, ham, jalapeño, mushroom, olive, onion, pepperoni, pickle, sausage, tomato


8 for $10.00, 12 for $15.00,
16 for $20.00 24 for $30.00, 50 for $62.50
bbq, lemon pepper, medium, hot, spicy garlic or sweet chili
add blue cheese or ranch 25¢
add celery 50¢


served with your choice of fries or chips &salsa

Pub Burger$9.75 meat, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion, mayo ... nuff said

Cheese Burger$10.50 with bacon $11.50
everything tastes better with cheese

Bleu Cheese Bacon Burger$12.00 topped with bleu cheese crumbles, bacon & fried onions

Hangover Burger$12.00 served with a fried egg, bacon, tomato & a dash of wing sauce, topped with melted cheese

Walk of Shame$12.00 waffle bun, sweet onion, jalapeño, bacon & a side of maple syrup


served with your choise of fries or chips & salsa

Waffle House$12.00 fried chicken sandwiched between two waffles, served with a side of maple syrup & sweet potato fries

Buffalo Chicken$11.00 grilled or fried chicken breast tossed in wing sauce, lettuce, tomato, served with a side of bleu cheese

Chicken Sandwich$11.00 grilled or fried chicken breast with lettuce, tomato, mayo & pickle

Hippie Melt$9.00 tomato, onion, bell pepper, mushroom, olive, melted mozzarella topped with guac

BLT$9.00 the name says it all

Grilled Cheese$7.00 loaded with cheddar & mozzarella, grilled to perfection

Club Sandwich$10.00 turkey, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and a friend pickle on the side
add avocado for $1.25


served with fries or chips & salsa

Turkey Hummus Wrap$10.00 turkey, hummus spread, avocado, tomato, leaf lettuce, wrapped in a spinach tortilla

Buffalo Chicken Wrap$10.00 strips of grilled chicken tossed in buffalo sauce, shredded lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese, wrapped in a wheat tortilla, served with a side of ranch dressing

Ranch Chicken Wrap$10.00 strips of grilled chicken, shredded lettuce, tomato, shredded cheese & ranch dressing, wrapped in a wheat tortilla
add bacon or avocado for $1.25


Dressings: blue cheese, italian, honey mustard & ranch

Garden Salad$5.25 fresh lettuce, tomato, cucumber, cheese

Chicken Salad$9.75 a bed of romaine lettuce, tomato & cheese topped with grilled or fried chicken

Grilled Chicken Caesar Salad$9.75 grilled chicken breast over a bed of romaine lettuce tossed in caesar dressing, topped with croutons & parmesan

Sodas & Such

Bottled Water$1.00


St. Arnold Root Beer$2.50


Redbull / Sugarfree$4.00


Fountain Drinks$1.50 coke, diet coke, dr. pepper, sprite, sweet tea, tea, cranberry juice, soda water & tonic


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